UNDERSTANDING MALE SELF CONFIDENCE

Mar 16, 2007...4:03PM...I read a blog entry entitled, "WHAT IS IT WITH MEN AND THEIR DICKS" It was posted by a befuddled young hen who found no profit in the examination of a suitor's most prominent appendage.

As with all postings to my blog, this is designed to assist thimble-witted subscribers who are confused by the sea of mystery surrounding all pristine truth. In particular, this missive addresses the question many poultry have asked concerning the propensity of men to send pictures of their cocks, drooping with disinterest or in a formidable, combative posture.

This issue is important to address because the hen so quickly dismisses the sender, believing him to be without redeeming personality value when, in fact, the picture of his cock may teach her far more about his mental demeanor than the deepest examination of his eyes.

As a person who has taught confidence training to hundreds of others across many years I read every book available on the subject before deciding they were mostly full of shit and developing my own program. I gave it a lot of thought. I know how to fix a damaged self-confidence through a trick of thinking I developed. But I always wondered why some people grow up without self-confidence and some seem to arrive with iron-clad personalities at a tender age.

Then one day I was standing over a toilet, addressing a domestic obligation, and found myself thinking about what a handsome and commanding weapon I was holding. That's when a novel thought hit me for the first time.

I never heard of any research done on the subject, and there are no polls to prove anything yea or nay about the question....but what if a man's confidence quotient turned out to be nothing more than his own impression of his own dick? And the mega-million dollar industry that spins around confidence training is merely the equivalent of shallow writers masturbating on keyboards.

Maybe it's just a coincidence that I am a demonstrably self-assured individual in possession of remarkable ordinance. No one will ever know. But if I had a tiny pecker, I think I would be reluctant every time I was about to share it with a woman. I think the lack of satisfactory size must have SOME influence on a man's general self-opinion. But what influence? And how pervasive is it? And how, if at all, does it transcend the bedroom and manifest itself in other engagements?

So what I'm saying is...if you knew a little more about men than you do, you might be able to discern a whole lot more about their personality by looking at their dick than their face. I mean, we'll never know, but what if it turned out that 99% of the arrogant, pumped-up, self-inflated male personalities on the planet have great cocks and 99% of the timid, pussy-whipped, milquetoast, fuck-me-in-the-ass-with-your-dildo males you run into have minor toolage?

Of course, there will be anomalies. And, of course, there will be men who over-compensate for the lack of a satisfactory digit. These will serve to complicate the issue and obscure the general truth about the matter. Therefore, anecdotes that represent contradiction will muddy the waters of fact. Worse, a young hen can never know whether her personal experience has been representative of the truth or the result of an engagement with an anomaly, because there is no research to support any broad scientific interrogation of the matter. And even the most active tart cannot have had enough sexual activity to support or disparage the theory. So we are all left to draw conclusions based upon our ability to think, rather than experience we have had.

Still, postings about your personal dalliances and the conclusions to which they have led you may illuminate the issue. Are all the self-help manuals regarding male self-confidence just so much spit in the wind? And is the real truth about male self-assurance seated in a man's personal impression of his own magnificent member? And if it is...will a picture of his cock not tell you far more about his personality than a portrait of his face?

And, by the way...before leaving the subject it's only fair to explain the attitude of the hen who views the "cock pic" with such disdain. For the benefit of the swain who feels rebuffed by her disparaging attitude...she views your cock pic as an unspoken statement. She imagines you are saying, "Look what I've got that you don't have." And that is the deepest cut you can inflict on poultry who suffer robust penis envy.